Thursday, July 2

The End Is Coming

I got some shocking news today. Brace yourself.

Kevin Jonas is engaged. He is getting married.


The oldest member of the beloved pop trio the Jonas Brothers, Kevin has won the hearts of teens around the world with the nickname of "the ugly one." Yet, he is only TV ugly, in real life he is a looker.

So what does this mean for all girls who want to take off his purity ring? And how will it look when Kevin no longer wears that ring? These purity rings are the cause of all of this. He probably wouldn't have decided to get married this young if he didn't have a ring holding his pants up.

Oh Kevin, how I will miss your singleness.


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